The Muddy Kansas Sunflower is an act that requires patience, a shovel, and possibly a lot of sunscreen. In order to perform this act, one must strip naked, dig a hole for their
feet, stand in the hole and bury their
feet, bend over and point their booty toward the sun, push a dingleberry partially out of their
anus, and point their butt towards the sun. In order to complete the Muddy Kansas Sunflower this position must be held for as
long as the sun is up (hence the sunscreen). For understanding purposes, the dingleberry represents the seeds, the butt represents the flower, the body represents the stem, and the
feet represent the roots of the sunflower.
“Hey bro, wanna
go over to Dodge City and do a Muddy Kansas Sunflower?”
“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the
shovel!”
“
Bet.”
