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Signing Bonus 

The reward of getting a blowjob, or having sexual intercourse right after you ask a girl to be your girlfriend.
Man it was so nice, Shelia was totally giving me blue balls until I popped the question. Best signing bonus of my life.
Signing Bonus by zeeferino October 21, 2011
- To utter a series of words or sounds in musical tones.
- To vocalize songs or selections.
- To perform songs or selections as a trained or professional singer.
- To produce sounds when played: made the violin sing.

Contrary to popular (and ignorant) belief, singing is a talent that can be learned by just about anyone. Singing well does not require "natural talent" as most people believe. Any voice can prove to be a beautiful singing voice with practice and correct technique. It is because of this belief that so many people declare that they cannot sing, when in reality they have probabally never actually tried to learn.
Singing well is a product of hard work, practice, and understanding. Not a pure product of natural talent.
singing by BBBBXB July 20, 2008

Chinese singing lesson 

To take a much-needed piss.
Hold that thought, I'm off to take a Chinese singing lesson.

mongolian throat singing 

is gargling cum
Basically;
Baby gravy, mouth, gargle. Easy
Britnii was totally practicing Mongolian throat singing last night
When laughing so hard you fall on the ground, roll around, and jizz in your pants thus sogging your pants
Sogging by WordGenerator October 18, 2010

singing dixie out of my ass

To state soemthing you are unsure of, or to tell something to someone that will be ignored.
"Is that George Bush up there or am I signing Dixie out of my ass?" "Did you hear what I said before, or was I just singing Dixie out of my ass?"