circadian rhythm method 

A type of birth control in which one partner drugs the other with a sleeping pill prior to sex, with the intended effect that such person will fall asleep prior to ejaculation. This method is even less effective than the rhythm method and is not recommended.

"We're out of condoms, but it's no problem... I've got enough ambien for us to use the circadian rhythm method."

"Well, she's not on THE pill, but she's on A pill... circadian rhythm method style."

circadian rhythm method by maxkeepsitreal1 May 22, 2008

cicadian rhythm 

The pulsating sound vibrating all around you as cicadas fill the trees with their mating calls.

The leaves were swaying to the cicadian rhythm.

cicadian rhythm by Nazgul7of9 June 7, 2011

Anti-rhythm 

When someone's rhythm on the dance floor is so bad that it causes others to lose their ability to dance.

I was on the dance floor getting my groove on when I happened to look at the young blonde who was dancing like she was having a seizure standing up. Her anti-rhythm was so bad, I lost my ability to move to the beat.

Anti-rhythm by FrankieV September 19, 2014

ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm 

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.

Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm by Rickythepain May 25, 2018

whiteboy no rhythm 

when a whiteboy gyrates, dances or makes any kind of movement to a musical beat or tune. this usually takes place at a party in company of some girl that said whiteboy is trying to impress.

"yo, check out that guy on the far side of the room trying to do the running man."
"whiteboy no rhythm!"

whiteboy no rhythm by g-ring May 5, 2007

Phone-Number Rhythm 

The rhythm you use when you are telling someone your phone number (in person not in a text). Usually area code (pause) first three numbers (pause) and the the last four numbers.

Bob: Hey, what are your phone numbers?

Phil: Oh, It's 555 555 5555.

Bob: Okay, and you Ted?

Ted: Mine is 4444 44 444.

Bob: Dude, you got bad Phone-Number Rhythm!

Phone-Number Rhythm by Supa Noob April 24, 2010

Al Gore Rhythm 

When a service knows so much about your taste in music that they start recommending tracks that perfectly fit what you like to listen to.

This recommended Spotify playlist is al gore rhythm! It hasn’t missed - every song so far is either already a favorite or is something I never heard before but now love.

Al Gore Rhythm by rj_inthe412 April 23, 2021