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Harry Puto 

The gay verson of Harry Potter.

books are:

1)HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN: in which harry and friends have to find harrys porn mags before his viagra wares out.

2)HARRY PUTO AND THE GOLDEN DONG: in which harry and friends have an orgy with a golden dong

3)HARRY PUTO AND THE HALF BLOOD HALF CRIPT FAG: in which harry gets gang banged.
HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN

harry: "we must find my porn before its too late"
friend: "fuck me one last time harry puto before the pill wares out"
Harry Puto by SRT-4LIFE October 7, 2006
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TOMA PUTO 

To get someone from behind while bending over. Meaning they like it in the butt.
When some one bends over for any reason, and someone comes from behind and yells out "toma puto". Usually happen to a unexpected person.
TOMA PUTO by tx123 February 11, 2010

Mas Puto 

Adjetive: Bitch ass shit.
Puto: Omg, lol, I'm roflmao.
Man: MAS PUTO.
Mas Puto by Crass Naste January 25, 2010

Tan puto 

guy A: I just bought tickets to the Justin Bieber concert, want to come with me?
guy B: Tan Puto!!!
Tan puto by AC808 November 25, 2013

leche puto 

A variety of flan (dessert) in Filipino cuisine.
Last night I made a delicious "leche puto".
leche puto by puton flan July 18, 2015

meu puto 

Usado como cumprimento ou como apelido entre amigos. Original na margem sul mas a expandir por Portugal.
"Então meu puto, tudo bem"
"Olha a espiga meu puto!"
meu puto by UrbanKDictionary January 28, 2017

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto? 

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL