Call my mom 

An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.

Hey dude, where did you go just now?

Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!

Call my mom by asdf91 February 20, 2010

slapping my mom 

something you do when she pisses you off....i mean honestly? wtf does grounding mean anyway? who does that?

my mom's a bitch....i feel like slapping my mom!!

slapping my mom by janet_babii079 June 21, 2008

Mariah my mom 

mariah is such a beautiful woman she is a one of a kind and no and i mean NO man deserves her. She is the best mother in the whole wide world and youll be lucky to have her in your life i am. i love you with all my heat mom always n forever. 💙💙

always and forever mom. ( Mariah my mom )

Mariah my mom by alinayrfirstborn:) January 7, 2021

doin my mom 

doin my mom is a chris chan moment

Chris Chan: doin my mom doin doin my mom
Reddit:WTF DUD

doin my mom by chrischanmomento August 8, 2021

Mamamoo my mom part two lol 

Mamamoo my mom part two lol

Mamamoo my mom part two lol

Mamamoo my mom part two lol by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

smells like my mom 

(a sense) when one person, place, or thing smells like ones mother.

Me: That air freshener smells like my mom.

smells like my mom by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 5, 2019

Is Urban Dictionary my mom? 

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.

Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

Is Urban Dictionary my mom? by FelledJudge January 10, 2022