I'd rather shave my eyeballs 

A useful analogy for describing a complete refusal to partake in an activity.

Tate: Hey, hon, that guy that refuses to speak to you, you need to take your relationship to the next level. Right now it's in the awkward stages, but with a little work I know you could make things work. You need to hang around his work place and home and once he sees how commited you are to him, he'll change his mind.
Tammy: Right, Tate, hun. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.

I'd rather shave my eyeballs by bitem'eye January 5, 2011

balled my eyes out 

when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.

i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.

balled my eyes out by jeffbogart April 18, 2005

Nuts In My Eyes 

When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a last ditch effort to get out of a date or activity with someone.

The end result is like being maced: your eyes bug out, you become incapacitated, and you can't breathe. Or you just end up in the hospital.

Usually done because your date is fugly, or you're just a dick.

Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.

Nuts In My Eyes by Pyr3 December 16, 2008

bit my lip and close my eyes 

1) a part of a song from the song longview by green day, "bit my lip and close my eyes,take my away to paridise.

2)a way to masturbate.

i went to a green day concert and he played longview, he told us to sing the part, ''bit my lip and close my eyes''

he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.

bit my lip and close my eyes by awesome456 May 3, 2010

Are you Joking my Eyes Out? 

Are You Joking My Eyes Out??

Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"

Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo

Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)

Are you Joking my Eyes Out? by Tiffers_ps April 5, 2010

Lift My Eyes

A saying used when you are feeling down and depressed.

John: You look sad today Chloe. :(
Chloe: Sorry , need someone to Lift My Eyes.

Lift My Eyes by `miley_cyrus August 16, 2009

bless my eyes 

Give/Send a pic or video that The person that wants to be blessed cant show nobody ever

Babe? Can you bless my eyes real quick.

bless my eyes by Jacsmith December 5, 2017