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mow the front lawn 

to shave your pubic hair
Daughter: I need to mow the front lawn
Mom: Oh dont worry, i pay the mexicans 25 dollars to do it
Daughter: Hahahaha

Mom: *clueless*
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mow the yard

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, but can be chest hair.
This weekend my girlfriend is going to mow the yard. Or, that dude mows the yard to show his six-pack.
mow the yard by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010

Mow Em Down

Mow Em Down - A phrase often used during a heated game of beer pong to encourage ones partner to make multiple cups in succession. Most effective when yelled loudly as one word: "MOWEMDOWN"

Also used to describe a team or players performance, showing complete domination of the opposing side. True fans may even own multiple pieces of brightly colored clothing with the phrase "mow em down" proudly displayed.

Basically a huge motivation to one's teamates, regardless of the game, to hear MowEmDown. Rumor has it that American troops were heard yelling MOW-EM-DOWN while storming the beach at Normandy and the Battle of Bull Run.
After missing yet another cup AJ finished his Smirnoff Ice and yelled to his partner "MOW EM DOWN!!"

"Did you see Tiger play the other day?"
"Yeah man he went ham and Mowed Down the whole field"
Mow Em Down by KegStack December 4, 2011

mow the lawn 

when a man or woman hasn't shaved their pubes in a long time, and they grow a bush, and they shave the bush off.
"Damn girl, you're smooth!" "Yeah I know! I hadn't shaved in a while so I decided to mow the lawn."

Mow your lawn 

To perform a noisy service that keeps people awake.
Hey Janice! Next time your boyfriend's over to "mow your lawn", can it not be when people are trying to sleep?
1. The grooming of bodily hair using an electric shaver or shears.

2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.
1. Man, my chest hair is out of control. Ever since I went through puberty, I've had to give myself a mow job every week.

2. Teenager 1: You gonna work any ths summer
Teenager 2: Yeah, I thought I'd make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.
mow job by P. France May 4, 2008