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Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox 

Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.
" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.

Chunky Lunchbox

When someone vomits inside a womens vagina and closes it back up for the next man to eat out. then that man shits in her vagina to make it worse smelling. Than finally, she squeezes it out into a paper bag to give to her boyfriend, who has just been cheated on twice.
Bob: oh fuck!!!

Andy: What happend!

Bob: my girl, just gave me a chunky lunchbox

Andy: oh that sucks

Bob: i had a feeling she was cheating.
Chunky Lunchbox by The410boy January 11, 2011

Northwest Lunchbox 

A new manuever in dick puppeteering. This is a mix between the "Goat" and the infamous "Fruitbasket." Created by twisting the penis and balls combo 180 degrees, tucking between ones legs and bending over to reveal the "Northwest Lunchbox." If done correctly, the cinnamon ring will be directly above the lunchbox.
While bending over, it was unfortunate that I caught a glimpse of my Dad's Northwest Lunchbox.

Pink Lunchbox

Look at that broad saunter on by with her pink lunchbox. I sure would like to put some sausage into it.
Pink Lunchbox by SetecX April 28, 2010

Rusty lunchbox 

When a woman is on her period and you go down on her butt hole and she poops in your mouth so you spit in into her vagina.
she was on her period so i went down on the dirt road and she farted and pooped in my mouth so i got mad and spit it into her vagina. thus the Rusty Lunchbox.
Rusty lunchbox by didyurgirlfriend October 19, 2011

fight you in the western lunchbox 

To kick someone with steel-toed boots in the right testicle
I've got balls of steel

Oh yeah?lets see! Lemme fight you in the western lunchbox!
Hell no! That shit hurts!