" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."
"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
When someone vomits inside a womens vagina and closes it back up for the next man to eat out. then that man shits in her vagina to make it worse smelling. Than finally, she squeezes it out into a paper bag to give to her boyfriend, who has just been cheated on twice.
A new manuever in dick puppeteering. This is a mix between the "Goat" and the infamous "Fruitbasket." Created by twisting the penis and balls combo 180 degrees, tucking between ones legs and bending over to reveal the "Northwest Lunchbox." If done correctly, the cinnamon ring will be directly above the lunchbox.
she was on her period so i went down on the dirt road and she farted and pooped in my mouth so i got mad and spit it into her vagina. thus the RustyLunchbox.