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flip me like a flapjack 

"...and then he spilled his soda all over me, he didn't give me any gas money even though I drove him all the way to Boston, and he didn't even kiss me goodnight!"
"Oh come on, flip me like a flapjack."
"Well, okay, he did pay for my dinner, and the soda was probably an accident. And I did offer to drive him to Boston."

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.
"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

handle me like a man 

rough or hardcore sex basically to fuck someone hard in bed .
That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .

Jump me like a kangaroo 

To have sex with a girl on top, who forcefully jumps up and down.
“There’s so much we have yet to do, now jump me like a kangaroo!” -L. D. Avidan

fuck me like a rockstar

something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.

His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.
Me: “FUCK ME LIKE A ROCKSTAR

crush: uhh no-
fuck me like a rockstar by jxdnbae February 28, 2021

got yo bitch on me like a fo’ whiiluh 

Some shit a drunk ass man from Detroit said. Meaning the bitch is sitting on him like a four wheeler, probably most likely fucking.
GOT YO BITCH ON ME LIKE A FO’ WHIILUH