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Medical shorthand. Guardian Reader Of Limited Intelligence In Ethnic Skirt.
Female, 45, complaining of intense stress-related chest pain. Diagnosis: GROLIES. Prescription: 5mg ketamine, diurnal, to be taken anally.
GROLIES by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007

Sweet Saskatchewan Growler 

When a girl with a mouthful of maple syrup is being tea-bagged by a man in a flannel button down while he inserts a mini hockey stick into her hairy, unkempt vagina.
Dude....my friend Lauren was involved in a Sweet Saskatchewan Growler (SSG) with her husband. He had maple syrup on his nuts for a week!

grolton and hovris 

fictional plastecine-based tv show inspired by wallace and gromit set in the universe of the dont hug me im scared television show.
mainly shown as a comedic interlude in the show.
*yellow guy watching grolton and hovris*
yellow guy: hey... hey hey... grolton is the dog

Civilian Growler 

Civilian Growler is pussy that belongs to someone you know from everyday life like the gym, work or the pub.

E.g. The girl asked “wanna a pic of my pussy?” He replied “it’d be nice to see some Civilian growler amongst the sea of porn pussy my mates send me”
Civilian Growler by Civilian Growler December 11, 2018

pinch a growler 

a turd that refuses to expel itself from the anus, thus resulting in a grunting growling sound emitted from the person trying to make the poopy.
hey Bob, what was that sound? Well Dan, I had to pinch a growler.
Simply, a clear, white, or greyish white fluid.
It is the combination of vaginal mucus and various other vaginal fluids.

"the secret to the iconic mac n cheese sound"

During ovulation, grool changes in consistency and abundance; theres more discharge that often has a creamy white consistency.
"Damn, she's grooling so much that she left a wet mark on that seat."

"I fucked this horny girl and she was grooling so much that the sheets were drenched."

"I basically touched her and she creamed her pants; grool was running down her leg."