Construte 

Singular form of construition

Boy: let’s construte
Girl: tots down for construte play

Construte by WIGO January 6, 2019

The Constitusch

Slang for the United States Constitution

“You can’t be armed in public.”
“Yes I can, it’s in the Constitusch.”

The Constitusch by Nuts_ August 26, 2021

Constipated German Ass Goblin

A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.

I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.

Constipated German Ass Goblin by brandon moby April 29, 2006

sexually constipated 

When someone's sexual desires and lust become pent up due to reasons outside their control. It may result in sick sexual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, bestiality etc...

If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.

sexually constipated by MechaTC October 30, 2005

Socially Constipated 

The inability to attend a social gathering despite really wanting to go.

Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.

Socially Constipated by RBass3000 October 6, 2011

US CONSTITUTION 

a document that is ignored by the United States whenever it deems appropriate, kind of like the Geneva Conventions

There is absolutely no consistency for when to follow the constitution, and when to ignore it.

US CONSTITUTION by rise up rise against June 16, 2004

crosstitute 

A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.

Randall Terry was on TV last night crosstituting for Terri Schiavo.

crosstitute by die7fox May 22, 2005