Assclown 

An Assclown is a Burberry steeling, trackie tucking, Rockport wearing, son of a scum; Chav; an English man/woman who can’t speak a word of English.

You are an Assclown.

Assclown by Eric Sutton July 15, 2008

Assclown 

an assclown is basicly another word for a fool or idiot the scottish translation is idjiot

" you got a f in maths , you assclown

Assclown by anth1991 February 4, 2006

assclown 

somebody who is so bass that they'll fart for other peoples benifit in the belief that it will be a merry pastime for all.

''Oh you, acting the assclown again?''. She said with a thin facade of amusement.

assclown by Bardoi Music November 30, 2010

assclown 

one who always has his head in his ass...this name was given to a girl that was always saying annoying and stupid things

Jenn, ure a stupid assclown
Jenn the assclown did not know what she was saying

assclown by Suck my dick..tionary October 21, 2006

assclown 

In the MMORPG Everquest, an assclown is someone who get's themselves killed due to a creature turing around during the last moments of a fight when the creature is using the ability enrage.

Giddy is an assclown.

assclown by GiddyEQ June 27, 2006

No Talent Assclown

MARK

Anyone named Mark whose last name begins with ANY letter of the alphabet...Especially "W"! Mark W. sounds like a No Talent Assclown.

No Talent Assclown by 2Charmin September 30, 2008

Assclownery

Engaging in asinine, stupid, and contemptible behavior, resulting in pain and destruction.

The corporate administration's assclownery resulted in numerous criminal indictments and layoffs.

Assclownery by Iron Scepter May 15, 2026