tossed my salad 

Licking another's Ass. Also known as Analingus.

Your mom tossed my salad!

tossed my salad by Southernguy January 17, 2014

Tossed A Whitey 

When one pukes uncontrollably after ripping a gravity bong, that was pulled so thick it was white like a cloud.

"Hoover tossed a whitey after Benny pulled one for him."

Tossed A Whitey by Fritz The Kat October 5, 2005

tossed

to have had rough,or unpleasent sex

she walked into work lookin like she got tossed up.

tossed by G-dub October 5, 2003

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.

She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad) by Yo yo you........ August 2, 2012

Tossed The Whale 

Taken from the movie Hancock when the CGI whale is tossed out into the ocean. Meaning that the CGI was so terrible that the Whale was Tossed.

Lord of the Rings "tossed the whale" during the cave troll scene. It just looked so fake.

Tossed The Whale by jupiter0225 August 22, 2008

tossed salad 

eating ass.
licking someones asshole

I love to soss salad in prison. It keeps me safe.

tossed salad by jim jones January 25, 2005

tossed seizure salad 

The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.

You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.

tossed seizure salad by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010