Spider 

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers sometimes found inside homes or even on designs. Which can still be hella scary.

Logan: This room is literally covered in spider webs and yet, the curtains unsettle you?

Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.

Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.

Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.

Roman: Spider curtain-

Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.

Roman: Okay...

Spider by Hillbilly_Leprechaun April 17, 2020

Spider 

A demon looking creature with big vangs and with legs. It enjoys tormenting humans and bite them

If you find a spider shoot it

Spider by Why me? July 25, 2020

spider 

a spider a male who ejaculates in a female ass whole and it swerves around like a spider as she screams that's so nice

OH YES DADDY SEV DO A SPIDER MEEEEEEEE, THAT'S SO NICE MAYBE ADD SOME URINE WARM MY COLD BODY UP SINCE YOUR COCK IS ALSO HELPING WITH THAT.

spider by sev is senpai 420 69 September 26, 2020

Spider 

A special type of liberal who will sue you for rape if you do anything to piss them off

She sued me for rape just because I didn't agree with her politically. God, I hate that dumb spider.

Spider by Mason Skyler November 12, 2020

Spider 

An arachnid that sits in the corner of your room

Spider: *exists*
Kurapika: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spider by N0T.ME December 21, 2020

Spider 

Said when someone is giving false information.

A: “I fucked your mum”
B: “Literally spider”

Spider by Chumstain May 13, 2021

Spider 

Cool kid

Hey that’s spider

Spider by Ugha June 1, 2021