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mayonnaise mask by thisisfrusterating February 15, 2010
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Mayonnaise Lesbian
A homosexual that panics when someone of the same gender is interested in them. Mayonnaise Lesbians attempt to slide away, out of pure panic
Person 1: just tell her that you like her back
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian
Mayonnaise Lesbian by GodConfirms February 27, 2020
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Mayonnaise Hotdog
A Mayonnaise Hotdog is when a man is hitting it from the back, and right before the man cums they pull out and jizz in between the butt cheeks of the person. Then the man mashes the persons butt cheeks in between their wiener creating a Mayonnaise Hotdog.
Marshall: “Ya man, last night I gave her a Mayonnaise Hotdog.”
Hunter: “You put Mayonnaise on a hot dog? Gross dude.”
Marshall: “Nah bro a Mayonnaise Hotdog is when you cum in between a girls butt cheeks, stick your wiener in between, and squish your wiener between her cheeks.”
Hunter: “Oh...Noice.”
Hunter: “You put Mayonnaise on a hot dog? Gross dude.”
Marshall: “Nah bro a Mayonnaise Hotdog is when you cum in between a girls butt cheeks, stick your wiener in between, and squish your wiener between her cheeks.”
Hunter: “Oh...Noice.”
Mayonnaise Hotdog by Beatdameaty August 5, 2020
mayonnaise burrito
Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!
-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"
-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."
-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"
-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."
-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"
-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
mayonnaise burrito by JHammy June 19, 2011
Mayonnaise Game
The Mayonnaise Game is any time in which a man ejaculates on a face; for example, the money shot of porn is considered two people playing the mayonnaise game. Usually, the person receiving mayonnaise wishes they weren't playing.
"Hey Becky, do you want to play the mayonnaise game tonight?"
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."
Mayonnaise Game by Mayonnaise King February 6, 2010
mayonnaise sandwich
Duke: Ay, I know what you want, that mayonnaise sandwich.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.
mayonnaise sandwich by SukaFlyat May 3, 2021
Mayonnaise-boy
Typically Caucasian male - bland as fuck . A boring man who takes pride in some awful 9-5, or gets excited about going bowling. He seems nice enough at first, but as time passes he is truly unbearable. He is ignorant of any privilege , and by he same token any real suffering going on in the world. He uses the word "hashtag" in regular conversation, and is pretty defensive of his opinion-posts online. He's not the worst guy in the world though, he's the cream of the crop..if the crop was crap . He probably repeats a lot of dad jokes .
"Hey, are you and Seanathan going on a second date?"
"Oh god no. He spent all night talking about how we should be allowed to use the n-word .Between that and his obsession with dubstep , he's just too much of a mayonnaise-boy."
"Oh god no. He spent all night talking about how we should be allowed to use the n-word .Between that and his obsession with dubstep , he's just too much of a mayonnaise-boy."
Mayonnaise-boy by Acidslap February 20, 2015