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Lusted-Jealousy 

Lusted-Jealousy - Is the desire to fancy what someone's lust is towards things that will make them a genius or any smarter than she is.
She lusts over me being jealous over something that I see a desired need in and she does not. She mourns my Lusted-Jealousy. She is jealous over me being jealous over something better than what she is jealous over.
Lusted-Jealousy by gGuEz01 May 31, 2022
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Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

Nerd Jealousy 

Noun. Feelings of anger and rage that develop when a non-nerd accomplishes a nerdy feat completely on accident and steals the only positive interaction the real nerd would otherwise receive from the common masses.
“Don’t talk to Bill today. He’s experiencing a bad case of nerd jealousy after one of those jocks from the football team bumped into his blackboard, erased the erroneous negative sign from his blackboard, and solved the equation he had been working on for months.”
Nerd Jealousy by mowce April 23, 2010

emoticon jealousy 

Jealousy over a friends awesome use of emoticons.
Want to go for a 🍺?
Aw man Mohammed is so awesome in his use of emoticons I have emoticon jealousy!
or

My iphone 4 sucks, I need to upgrade to a iphone 5 to get cool emoticons.

tito-jealousy 

When your current girlfriend sounds or react in an aggressively jealous manner at the slightest mention of any of your ex-girlfriends
She exhibits so much tito-jealousy when he mention his escapades with other girls
tito-jealousy by benzino87 November 5, 2014

Delusional jealousy 

Someone who truly believes that someone is jealous or envious of their life, when in fact it’s quite the contrary.
Mindy has delusional jealousy , she thinks everyone is envious of her when in fact she’s just a deadbeat junkie who sucks dick for pills.

negro's jealousy syndrome 

The hatred of black people see someone in their community succeed,leading them to take consequential actions to bring them down even if it's play in favor of the white supremacists or to the detriment of the black community.
A friend: "Phil SCOTT of the advise show is married to a white woman, let's boycott his channel and exposed him"
Me : "I think you are suffering of the negro's jealousy syndrome. Why don't you boycott the waffle House for beating up black people, the Asian's beauty shop for choking black woman or stop going to Starbucks for calling the cops on black people for SWB? I think you are suffering from the negro's jealousy syndrome..."