meat guillotine 

when you are in trouble with your girlfriend and she cuts off your penis

"my girlfriend caught me cheating the other its still hurting from when she did a really painful meat guillotine on me"

meat guillotine by 69_kushlover_420 March 18, 2015

Guillotine 

a variotion on the tea bag. while squating over a woman, forcefully squat in a downward motion untill the nut sack impacts the eye of the woman resulting in a black eye.

i Guillotined my girl friend last night and now she can't go to work

Guillotine by darren_levine October 10, 2008

guillotine 

When a girl has a really fucking hot body but an ugly as shit face

Wow, I would fuck that bitch but she's a total guillotine

guillotine by cris1234 September 27, 2013

Guillotinedani 

A man Guillotinedani, Voice of Brimstone looks like Breach, smells like Brimstone

I love watching Guillotinedani

Guillotinedani by Guillotinedanifan123 March 31, 2023

Guillotine 

The accidental act of zipping up one’s pants when one’s penis is obstructing the process.

Cletus: I got guillotined again, I bled a fuck-ton. I think it’s gonna leave a scar.

Jeremiah: Who the hell asked?

Guillotine by Heughicopter March 23, 2020

Guillotine 

A Death Grips single from their 2011 mixtape Exmilitary, widely known amongst Death Grips and non Death Grips fans for the iconic screaming of MC RIDE in the track. Despite it arguably being the worst song on the mixtape it is one of the most popular songs from it and their entire discography as a whole. This is possibly due to it being the only single from the mixtape posted publicly on mainstream streaming services due it being the only song on the album with fully original production and not requiring any sampling rights
This song is also a good way to weed out who is a real (or basic) Death Grips fan or if a girl is a red flag or not

"Yeah man I was sliding in that one girl's DMs the other night" - Guy 1
"Oh word?!?" - Guy 2

"Yeah I found out she like's Hello Kitty and she even like's Death Grips too dude her favorite track is Guillotine" - Guy 1
"Stay the hell away from that girl, total redflag man." - Guy 2
"Oh you think so?" - Guy 1
"Yeah she only said that so she could relate to your weird ass. Death Grips sucks dude, especially that one shitty song Guillotine" - Guy 2

Guillotine by Zach Hill's Friend November 18, 2023

guillotine hard on 

In spy X family episode three one of the main characters: Yor gets hard from a guillotine

Guy 1: bro watch spy family.
Guy 2: I did, bro got hard from a guillotine.
Guy 1:GUILLOTINE HARD ON

guillotine hard on by N-doggster March 4, 2024