Gay Governor

James R. Woolyhand III

Jimmy is the Gay Governor today.

Gay Governor by dunsmuir1 August 23, 2011

The Governor 

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"

Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!

The Governor by JB July 24, 2008

Shake Hands with the Governor of Love. 

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.

1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?

Shake Hands with the Governor of Love. by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009

Dutch Governor 

The individual who governs and or performs a dutch oven (fart under covers and hold blanket over head) on any individual including themselves.

As the dutch governor I command you to smell this fart under the blanket until I release you.

Dutch Governor by Del Mar Dante January 11, 2012

Alaskan Governor

Giving a blow job to a politician to get on in life, as demonstrated by Sarah Palin

I gave my MP an Alaskan Governor inspired by Sarah Palin

Alaskan Governor by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009

All Hail the Governor 

A drinking game. A group of people sit around a table and count up to 13. When they hit 13, everyone says "ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!" and drinks. The person who said 13 will make up a rule for a number, for example, "On the number 5, everyone with a white shirt has to drink."

The count starts again. When it gets to (for example) 5, everybody (for example) with a white shirt will drink. When it gets to 13 again, the name of the game is yelled and the person who said 13 will make another new rule for another number.

Possibly the fastest way to get drunk in a drinking game, aside from Roxanne. It's preferable if you don't pick a rule that's universal to human beings, like "everybody with a heartbeat."

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13!

ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!

13 Person: On 8, everybody with a sweater on has to drink!

All Hail the Governor by Rikity March 26, 2011

'ello governor 

Say this to someone who talks to a stranger or person they do not know for too long.
(Pronoucnced, 'ello govnor')

Man1 : *Talking to a stranger*
Man1 finishes talking to the stranger

Man2 : "'ello governor, right? Haha"

'ello governor by Nyan_ June 29, 2017