fat-ass laptop 

When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and proceeds to scarf down the whole thing

Lou: yeah i saw this hideously obese guy sitting in the food court shoveling pizza in his face from his fat-ass laptop. His family looked pretty embarrassed.

Manny: eww wtf.

fat-ass laptop by wogface May 16, 2008

Fat ass day

Also known as thanksgiving, a day where we forget about the rules of portions and stuff ourselves with plenty of good food.

person 1: Happy thanksgiving
person 2: I rather call it happy fat ass day
person 1: YOUR GONNA stuff yourself?
person 2: hell yeah <3

Fat ass day by maniban November 28, 2010

fat ass woofer 

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.

Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!

fat ass woofer by VIISCERA July 29, 2017

Fat ass Fabris 

A guy who eats dog vomit outta guys bumholes then back washes it into sam vitorinos mouth

I wanna do a Fat ass Fabris

Fat ass Fabris by Ur Sexy hot dad July 23, 2019

fat ass appreciation day 

on july 13 we take our friends with fat asses and celebrate them. we all strive to be like them so why not take a day to appreciate them

is tomorrow july 13?
HELL YA ITS FAT ASS APPRECIATION DAY

fat ass appreciation day by francismikay October 28, 2019

fat ass ginger 69 

its a fat ass ginger 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people this its a crippled . ;)

sam: oi lad , wanna die bitch , you a fat ass ginger 69 boi get rekt nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fat ass ginger 69: no i am not you fat ass ginger 69.

fat ass ginger 69 by i like ass on corrona March 9, 2020

fat ass dairies 

Large breasts on a woman

Look at her, she has fat ass dairies!

fat ass dairies by Nipsey Russell May 28, 2006