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hiphop congress 

hiphop cooooooooongress, the oooooonly hiphop club at uci.
hiphop congress by sparx November 17, 2003

Library of Congress 

A unit of measurement. Can be uses to measure mass, volume, distance or area. Abbreviated LOC, often used in a ridiculous manner.
You public library is approximately .02 Library of Congresses.

The distance around the earth is about 40k odd miles or 12 million LOCs.

Yo momma so fat she like 14 LOCs on 'nauguration day!
Library of Congress by Motorycle August 19, 2009

act of congress 

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.
Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.
act of congress by Kiko July 7, 2004

Student Congress 

Student Congress is a form of mainly high school debate that focuses on passing legislature and giving speeches which are then graded and used to determine placement. Basically the worst form of debate. It's inferior to everything policy, PF, even LD(somehow) You need literally half a brain cell to participate and anyone good at this should do something else. It's basically a circlejerk of noobs.
Person 1: Are you doing Student Congress next year?
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.

Suspended Congress 

Having Sex on balcony railing while male is seated on railing and female on top. Height has added effect to sextual act.
i had suspended congress with a hottie ten floors up
Suspended Congress by sloth0629 November 21, 2010

rutgers model congress

1)gay
2)where some are forced, others choose to attend a weekend confrence of excessive homsexual activity
kid A: Hey bro, you doin' 4/20 upright this year?
kid B: Nah dude, I got rutgers model congress, blazing is the devil over there