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Cleveland Bus Driver 

An uppercut punch, particularly when delivered to a woman who has crossed the line and needs to be put into her place. The punch is delivered with a sweeping blow that begins at the floor, ends at the ceiling, and catches the offender's chin somewhere in between.
The b**** wouldn't quit cussing me and hitting me, so I had to give her a cleveland bus driver to show her I meant business.
Cleveland Bus Driver by JustaFella November 15, 2012

Cleveland Smell 

Anything or place that smells like Cleveland. Anything or Place that smells like a combination of Pollution, Marijuana Smoke, and Gunpowder. It is Also Known As the Detroit, and Baltimore smell.

Cleveland, Ohio is one of the few cities to have a distinct smell. The smell is primarily a mix of Factory Waste, Marijuana Smoke, and Gunpowder. There is also a hint of: Decaying bodies, Burning Rivers, Crack Smoke, Alcohol, Rat Poison, and Rabid Dogs.
Maine Yuppie: (Plugs nose) "Ahhh, what the hell is that smell"
Cleveland Thug: "What? I dont smell nothin"
Maine Yuppie: "Its a over-powering stench of weed, gunsmoke, and Nuclear waste, oh I think Im dying man!"
Cleveland Thug: "Ohh, thats just the Cleveland Smell"
Maine Yuppie: "Get me to the nearest StarBucks!!, ahh ahh..." (passes out)
Cleveland Thug: "I dont get it man, my dude from Detroit came down here and said it smelled great"
Cleveland Smell by Steve Cleve April 6, 2008

Cleveland Facepalm

The act of shitting into your girlfriends hand without her knowing then saying something incredibly obvious/stupid that causes her to facepalm herself. Thus covering her whole face with your hot n' steamy mess. Often used as a revenge tactic.
Me: Hey man I gave my girl a Cleveland Facepalm a couple minutes ago!

You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?

Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!

cleveland spackle 

1. The effect of fecal particles expelled from one's anus during explosive diarrhea.

2. the act of covering a surface with fecal particles in a pattern resembling spackle
"Dude, watch out for the cleveland spackle in that toilet stall".
"While she was giving me a rim job I gave her a cleveland spackle. Ha, Ha, it was so narsty".
cleveland spackle by akinej February 27, 2011

cleveland sunrise

The act of defecating in your friends toilet at night and neglecting to flush it so they have a nice surprise waiting for them when they go to use the restroom the next day.
Jesus Christ what's that smell? Looks like Carl left me a cleveland sunrise again.

Cleveland Cookout 

The act of finding an unlocked car for the purpose of smoking marijuana inside with a group of people. No force is used in the entry of the vehicle and no items are removed from the vehicle as well. This causes smokers to experience heightened levels of intoxication due to the level of adrenaline excreted due to stress from actually baking out a stranger's car.
Hey, Mike, this car is unlocked! You have that blunt? Let's do a Cleveland Cookout inside before they get back!
Cleveland Cookout by cdant12 October 3, 2015