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gay buffer

When you sit down somewhere (usually in a movie theater) and purposely leave an extra seat between you and a person of the same sex so as not to appear gay.
Dude, leave me a gay buffer! You are so close to me you're practically sucking my dick.
gay buffer by tkearns December 8, 2002
Word of the Day on July 11, 2010

international buffet

When a girl or guy has slept with people of all races
Black,white,latino,asian etc..You name it!
I went to the states, mexico, and hongkong and had a huge international buffet!

bogie buffet 

This is a term used to describe someone picking their nose and eating the bogies and or snot.
Alex: Hey steve look at Adam over there indulging in some bogie buffet......

buffeteers

Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.

We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
buffeteers by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006

buffet blimp 

a buffet blimp is a large person who dines at a "eat all you want style restaurant"
Don't look now but the "buffet blimp" is taking all the mashed potatoes and gravy. I hope she leaves enough for me!
buffet blimp by Mama Geri March 14, 2006

Dr. Buffer 

From "Alone" on the show "House MD", a janitor who pretends to be a doctor. He owns all, even YOU!
House: and this is my assistant, Dr. Buffer.
Dr. Buffer by MightyFreaksPwn October 1, 2008