Bellend Flogger

Another name for a male that wanks a lot. A chronic masturbator.

You are such a bellend flogger. Why don’t you get a job and stop watching porn all day? Give your hand a break before you get carpal tunnel.

Bellend Flogger by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Bellend Road 

The widely recognised name for where Leeds United F.C. play what they think is football. Formerly known as Elland Road, but due to many suggestions from the public, Leeds City Council changed the name of the road, (especially after seeing the "people" who reside there on a Saturday afternoon).

Do you fancy going to Bellend Road, to watch those sheepshagging inbreds kick a ball around?

Bellend Road by si_pne4life September 16, 2008

Bellend tickle

The tickling sensation that occurs in your bellend immediately after ejaculation.

Mark:Bellend tickle makes me giggle
Steve:what the fuck bro
Mark:it’s true

Bellend tickle by Succulent anal seepage November 28, 2019

bellend master.

similar to foreskin master, except not as high in ranking order. the foreskin masters right hand man.

the bellend master decided to steal cambridgshire and place it in his foreskin. the foreskin master overode his decision.

bellend master. by marvin barrs November 27, 2004

bellend fireball 

1. When passing kidney Stones while having an STI

2. A not so good plumbing apprentice

You weren't at the pub Friday? I had a bad case of the Bellend fireballs again....

Gee that apprentice of yours is a real bellend fireball mate...

bellend fireball by Spindle.com August 30, 2024

Cheesy bellend 

Cheese like substance situated in the foreskin area of an unwashed dick. Smells like rotten cheese, looks like rotten cheese... a Cheesy Bellend

WW's bellend is damn cheesy

Cheesy bellend by dikke piele November 28, 2004

Boisterous bellend 

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.

That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

Boisterous bellend by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020