American Football 

American football is called Football because the ball measures a foot. Incase you inbreds only thought it refers to the use of feet and balls.

Guy 1: American football should be called handegg instead of football, they don't even use their feet!

Guy 2:... It's called football because the ball measures a foot genius.....

Guy 1: point taken

American Football by SoIWasAtTheOffice July 31, 2011

Colorado Football Party

when a bunch of us guys, take some rookie right...and then coach throws us a killer party and supplies us with really hot bitches....and then, shit dude, c'mon, haha, you know!! ALLRIGHT!!

hey, lets take rookie to a colorado football party. CU, ALL THE WAY!!

Colorado Football Party by Retroit July 11, 2004

Rhino Football League 

1) A fantastical league consisting of big-thighed girls. See Rhino Fullback

"Man, if that girl played football for the Rhino Football League, she'd be a rhino fullback!"

Rhino Football League by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

Fantasy Football Bushleague 

A phrase used to describe a Fantasy Football League that is of poor competition, standards, and unsportsmanlike. AThe Bushleague falls into grey area because technically no rules are being broken, and if rules are being broken there is a lack of accountability and oversight, thus offenders face no consequence. A person who contributes to a league being labeled a "Bushleague" often abuses technicalities, loose rules, and gentlemen/handshake deals. A Fantasy Football Commissioner should be proactive in the issues within a league before their precious league is labeled a "Bushleague." Someone who commonly plays with antics that are considered bushleague, would be considered a "bushleaguer". Both "bushleague" and "bushleaguer" can be used to describe a league that needs rebuilding, or a player of poor regard.

"Man, the commissioner wanted everyone's buy-in money before the draft, but it has been over a week since the championship, and he still hasn't paid out! And he won't return calls or texts...This is a real bushleague!

"Did you see him screenshot the live point breakdown when he lost? Not knowing a sack doesn't count as negative rushing yards. LOL, He's a real Bushleaguer bro. He should start his own fantasy football bushleague for underachievers

Fantasy Football Bushleague by FF_GOAT January 11, 2022

high school football team

A bunch of overrated man-hoes who joined because they are narcissistic fuck bois looking for attention.
They may try to be intimidating but they are all talk.

Bro 1:Dude have you seen the guys on the high school football team?
Bro 2:Yeah dude look at those guys they shouldn't be doing football!
Bro 1:They should go back to doing zumba with their moms!

high school football team by Chicken Wagon January 23, 2017

Upper Moreland High School Football 

The worst UM High School football team since '08-'09. They are a joke and an embarrassment to Upper Moreland, having a losing streak of every game they have played.

John: Hey, wanna go to the Upper Moreland High School football game?

Mike: Yeah, and watch them lose? No thanks.

Upper Moreland High School Football by yeahthatsme_ October 20, 2011

Canadian Football 

Wants to be the NFL but I dont think canadians know the field is way to big shhh dont tell them yet oh and they get everyone who cant make it in the NFL

Look somewhere I the internet youll see

Canadian Football by T8KEM September 14, 2005