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Penguin Pile 

When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.
I got separated from my wife at the zoo so I got in a penguin pile.

penguin sledding

When a random Person at Instagram, ask for Penguin Sledding .
Dude, that girl wanted penguin sledding with me, I said no...

PenguinDSC

The world's sexiest man alive ever to be on Earth. He is so attracted and handsome looking compared to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. This boy also likes to have fun and smack everyone who is rude to him.
"I am so PenguinDSC and way better than everyone!"

Penguin Piss 

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:

penguinsoo 

kyungsoo. thats it. penguinsoo is basically fuckin kyungsoo from exo. just. penguinoo. dont let his egg hair die
man, penguinsoo's hair looks like a fuckin egg.

Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons
I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday