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Uber Hacks 

1. Hacks
2. Cheats
3. OMG
Omg. Those are uber hacks. You fuckin noob.
I have uber hacks. Want some?
Uber Hacks by Max5 from CoH April 23, 2006
Man i've got to go hawk some rubbers from my brother so I can fuck this bitch.
hawk by Doyle November 14, 2003

Faux Hawk 

noun. A Mohawk inspired hair style where instead of shaving the hair on the sides of the head, the hair is gelled upwards to imitate a mohawk. A Faux Hawk is typically shorter than the normal Mohawk.

This style of hair is popular in the gino scene, and the douche-bag scene. But it has gained mainstream status, worn on people such as David Beckham.

People with small penises wear this hair style.
Girl 1:dayum, did you see that guy's faux hawk? He's soo sexii

Girl 2: He's alright. I don't like Faux hawks. Everyone knows that guys who wear faux hawks have small penises.
Faux Hawk by christinan July 29, 2009

hacksawing 

the act of giving terrible oral sex by using your teeth more than your lips.
Hacksaw Jim Dugget is hacksawing the shit out of me.
hacksawing by f.u.k. January 26, 2011

Hawk Bottom 

After a late night , usually coming from the Star Bar, when you have exhausted all options and you make that shameful call to the number you've deleted multiple times for a late night escapade. Thats when you've reached HAWK BOTTOM!!!
"Yo bud why'd ya sneak that hawk bottom in last night while we were all passed out?"

(In Eeore's voice:) "Yeeeeaaah" (SIGH!)"
Hawk Bottom by kanetown August 19, 2011

Hawking a line of salad dressing 

Attempting to create a straight line down someone's body with semen
I was hawking a line of salad dressing from her nips to her happytrail.