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Shittertainment 

(Noun) - The item or culmination of items scrambled for when one has to perform a bowel movement, often readable. For convenience these items can be located at a throne side containment device, often ornate. On the contrary, pending the urgency of said duties a feverish scramble can ensue for shittertainment. Shittertainment can be as simple as a magazine however is often a smart phone or tablet. In desperation, could even be unread mail or even a cereal box.
Sup brah, you got any shittertainment in your crib? I gotta drop it like it's hot.

I need to pinch this one off, I don't have any reasonable shittertainment.

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Shitterfritz 

Child who is messing around instead of working.
"George you shitterfritz, come do your work!"
Shitterfritz by Cubanoe November 22, 2014
It's a toilet you bloody twats
Oi mate, I made your girl into my shitter.
Shitter by I8shitb4 May 25, 2015

shitterwood 

Worse than "shit," a multitude of shit. An exclamation to express extreme dismay at a situation
There's no parking here. Shitterwood.

Everything that is coming out of your mouth right now is pure shitterwood.

How are you supposed to find your lost cat with that shitterwood of a picture?
shitterwood by Kayleeka January 5, 2016

shitterton street 

Fuckboy: Did you know that Alex lives in shitterton street?
Fagduck: Oh, really?
Fagduck: Fuck that guy.
shitterton street by Shitterton Squad September 16, 2016

Shittering 

Friend:"Dude, what are you doing?"
Me:"I'm shittering. Leave me alone."
Shittering by xfiosx December 3, 2016