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Wiping the crayon 

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”
Related Words
The act of going to kitties and wimping off on her
I’m going to womping on kitty’s face
Womping by Bennyfreeman March 9, 2021
Verb: pretending to have your life together when it is absolutely a dumpster fire. You are miserable with your life to the point where you can not wing it, so you wimg it. You have no touch with reality and everyone one around you can see how unstable you are.
Poor Ashley! She is just wiming her life away on TikTok.
wiming by Yellowmoon886 March 29, 2021
Verb: pretending to have your life together when it is absolutely a dumpster fire. You are miserable with your life to the point where you can not wing it, so you wimg it. You have no touch with reality and everyone one around you can see how unstable you are.
She is dancing on TikTok again, just wimging it!
wimging by Yellowmoon886 March 29, 2021

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

Wimplings 

A group of people who are wimps
Y’all are some wimplings
Wimplings by NickiMinaj’s Kid April 29, 2021