When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
Verb: pretending to have your life together when it is absolutely a dumpster fire. You are miserable with your life to the point where you can not wing it, so you wimg it. You have no touch with reality and everyone one around you can see how unstable you are.
Verb: pretending to have your life together when it is absolutely a dumpster fire. You are miserable with your life to the point where you can not wing it, so you wimg it. You have no touch with reality and everyone one around you can see how unstable you are.
The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.