vacation dick 

1. A hit and run dick.
2. One night stand.
3. A go to dick when there's no other resources left.

"Girl, I'm running out of options here. I'm going to have to resort to my vacation dick."

"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."

vacation dick by MayraDiver June 16, 2016

vacation dick 

A dick so large that you have to take breaks between receiving it's "huge" satisfaction.

Carry: Hey how was John last night
Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break

vacation dick by Smalldicksally June 16, 2016

vacation dick 

A dick you can handle every couple of months, but not on a regular basis

He had a total vacation dick, I could barely handle it

vacation dick by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016

vacation dick 

1. A dick so huge you can only take it once or twice. Compared to a boyfriend dick
2. A dick you'd only fuck to remember why you love your man

Jessie: "So what happened with that guy you hooked up with? Are you gonna text him back?"
Kaylee: "Hell no!"
Jessie: "Why not? He was hot af!"
Kaylee: "I know! He was great once, but he had such a vacation dick!"
Jessie: "Ooh... Can I have his number?"

vacation dick by Cecilll June 16, 2016

vacation dick 

A dick so large it cannot be handled on a day to day basis.

He was totally rocking vacation dick, if I tried that every day I wouldn't be able to walk.

vacation dick by windybritt June 16, 2016

vacation dick 

A penis that is great to recieve occasionally but not worthy of regularly. Normally larger than your average sized penis. This penis is usually AMAZING, too amazing that if revieved daily it would lose its touch.

James has a "vacation dick" but it's too amazing to make it a boyfriend dick.

vacation dick by Drea88 June 16, 2016

vacation dick 

A really small penis

That dude has a vacation dick

vacation dick by Cderf900 June 16, 2016