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Swayze Taxi 

noun. when one puts one's car on cruise control (at speed), and climbs into the passenger seat, where usually a dance is performed for a few seconds before the driver returns to his proper seat, the whole process occurring without the driver touching the steering wheel. a particularly high form of 'going dumb', derived from ghostriding, it is ridiculously dangerous and should never be attempted by anyone. ever

verb form. 'swayze taxi', 'to swayze taxi', 'swayze taxied'
I was going about 55 down a nice, straight road, with no other cars around, so I pulled a Swayze Taxi and did a little shimmy with a thizz face in the passenger seat.
Swayze Taxi by salinger December 24, 2008
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swayzest 

You are the swayzest!
swayzest by Breannerose November 3, 2008
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swayzied 

To have someone come from behind you and awkwardly guide your hands in performing a task; i.e. Patrick Swayze in Ghost with Demi Moore on the pottery wheel.
(Cameron comes from behind and guides Greg's hands while he pours a drink)
Greg: Dude, get your hands off of me!
Cameron: You just got swayzied!
Jeremy: Creeper...
swayzied by swayzied May 9, 2014

lazy swayze 

When a Woman gives her lover a blowjob while she is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob
My girlfriend walked into the bathroom when I was in the shower and sat down for a shit. I was kind of annoyed but she made up for it by giving me an excellent Lazy Swayze.
lazy swayze by Jeropotato May 12, 2016

Patrick Swayze 

Hey, This is Patrick Swayze he is A God.
Patrick Swayze by keluoyi bulajia January 6, 2020
Swayze -

The official, new term that will spread like wildfire in 2010. To be 'swayze' means to be cool/chill as fuck, and in other words.. Swayze.

It's not just a word, it's a lifestyle.
- You hit up that kegger last night? shit was soo Swayze.

- Shit's so Swayze... you don't even know.

- Sup brah? Those new threads are so Swayze.
Swayze by Pawow January 17, 2010

dick swayze

A man or woman who's sexual orientation is questioned thorough their manner of dress, speech, and overall actions. It can also be used to describe someone who is bisexual.
Example 1
Guy 1 Sweet jesus I think Lance is gay! Did you see him dancing last night?
Guy 2 He is dating Pam but I think he's dick swayze.

Example 2
He will hook up with whatever he can get. He's totally dick swayze.
dick swayze by John Pezz January 24, 2008