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Super Smash Bros 

The most successful fire emblem advertisement campaign in history. The premise involves a several weebish anime swordsman that interact with Nintendo titles like pokemon, mario, zelda,etc. The ads were so successful that it managed to turn a niche franchise that nobody plays into lower-mid tier franchise that some people play.

The ads often pretend to be a "crossover" of various characters , but in reality non-fire emblem characters exist solely to be the playthings of the fire emblem ones. Since 2001 they have slowly dominated the character roster of Smash brothers to the point where their representation greatly eclipses franchises that are more well renowned and successful than fire emblem.

Fun fact, fire emblem was so poorly successful that they were going to cancel the franchise. Thanks to the constant advertisement of super smash bros, it will survive for another 100 decades
Once upon a time , video game representation was just. But everything changed when the weeb emblems attacked. They devoured several beloved franchises and sidelined them to the point where Nintendo actively refuses to looked at retired veterans such as F-Zero and Mother.

Fire emblem does NOT deserve to have as many spots as POKEMON. Pokemon is the biggest media franchise in the world, nobody would have known fire emblem if it wasn't for super smash bros

The devs at Nintendo really need to stop their boners for this overrated franchise
Super Smash Bros by soygoy April 30, 2021
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Super Smash Bros Ultimate

A game that is inferior to its predecessor Super Smash bros 4 in every way. Why did this game add so many irrelevant characters? Shouldn't characters be added to the game based on importance? What do we have for relevant dlc Sephiroth and Banjo. All the other dlc seems bland and out of place for a game about Nintendo's all stars. A game where the online mode is even worse then Super Smash Bros Brawl because of the games engine. Sure the game is fun but when your in elite smash and you just fall off the stage randomly that isn't fun. Also the online mode costs money and you cant even taunt in elite smash. For some reason as well Sakurai also took out the disconnect players when their targeting the same person too often. Super Smash Bros is one of Nintendo's most popular multiplayer video game series. How can the fan base over look all these flaws in this game?

Super Smash Bros. 

A 2-dimensional fighting game series by Nintendo, featuring iconic members of the Nintendo cast (i.e. Mario, Link, etc.) as well as guest characters from other franchises (i.e. Solid Snake, Persona 5’s Joker, Cloud Strife, etc.).

All Smash Bros games follow the same basic formula: Victory is achieved by launching the opponent out of the arena. Attack your opponent to damage them, which makes them easier to launch. Often, the game is played with 2-3 lives, although there is an option with infinite lives and a time limit, and even a “health points” mode (Stamina Battle).
Dude A: “Wanna smash?”
Dude B: “Bro…”

A few minutes later:

*both dudes frantically button-mashing Switch controllers on Super Smash Bros.*

Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex! 

"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.
*Gets blasted off into oblivion*
"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!"

Smash Bros Super Show

The Smash Bros Super show is a Cosplay show that has all your favorite Nintendo characters from now, and from the future in it! The Super Live Action Hyper Extreme Smash Bros 3000 Super show was put on by 3KB Productions (aka 3000 Brigade). It is written and directed by Erin Hurst. The show is a Main Event at Florida Supercon, and the first 4 installments can be seen on youtube under the title "Super Smash Bros 3000" by account "madhatterjr".

super smashed 

to engage in the game playing of the super smash with the intent to drink alcoholic beverages while playing said game
Yo man, let's get super smashed tonight!

A: What do you want to do tonight?
B:wanna get super smashed?
A: Hell yeah!
super smashed by Snappy Gomez March 27, 2008

Super Smashturbating 

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating
I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.