steak raped 

to take a girl out for a pricey dinner, pay for the whole thing, and then not only not get any nookie that night, but she doesnt respond to any of your texts or answer your phone calls

Me: Hey, dude, I took this chick out to Flemming's for a nice dinner that cost me over $100, and i didnt get any nookie at the end of the night.

Ryan: Dude that sucks

Me: Tell me about it! And since then she hasn't returned any of my texts or phone calls!

Ryan: Man, you got steak raped!

steak raped by marksu2 February 8, 2010

steak sauce 

Really cool, as in A-1.

That slam-dunk was steak sauce

steak sauce by Koblow April 18, 2006

steak blumpkin

to recieve fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional

Tyrone recieved a steak blumpkin from his babys momma

steak blumpkin by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009

Steak in a Bowl 

When a man takes a shit in a women's mouth and skull fucks the hell out of her.

Susie and Bob just did a steak in a bowl.

Steak in a Bowl by QuickNick6 April 4, 2010

Steak Temple 

Two large vaginal-lipped women scissoring which often creates a temple-like fixture.

Dude I was searching for lesbian porn and accidentally saw a steak temple that Indiana Jones couldn't escape.

Steak Temple by Admiral Poppin-fresh July 13, 2010

Steak Dinner 

Euphemism for a Blow Job. Because getting a BJ is as good as getting steak dinner.

Mike: How'd your date go last night?
Chris: Pretty good. Got me a steak dinner at the end of the night.
Mike: Real Nice!

Steak Dinner by Mordac, Lord of Unholy Fury September 11, 2008

steak and knobber day 

every march 20th as celebrated in san diego is steak and knobber day. it is the opposite of valentines day for men. HE is to recieve a griled steak and knobber from wife/girlfriend. not necessarly in that order and its been told a real stud gets both at the same time.

as herd on KGB 101.5 DSC show

Honey did you know that today is march 20th, steak and knobber day? i think my wife is more excited than i am about steak and knobber day.

steak and knobber day by Robert M Heil March 24, 2008