Sandman 

Spider-Man after Infinity War.

A: Dude did you see what happend to Spider-Man?
B: You mean Sandman?

Sandman by MrStarman August 11, 2018

Sandman 

when you rub a girls clit at the beach when its all sandy. See stinky finger.

I got the Sandman at the beach today. It wasn't fun at all. Actually I'm gonna go throw up

Sandman by dabsadoo August 4, 2008

sandman 

A person, male or female, who temporarily enters a state of sand usually due to inebriation, or a person who is in a permanent state of sand due to their mental disposition.

Warby you are a sandman.
Oh look, there is sandman.
Ste, you're a complete and utter sandman.
Mr sandman.

sandman by nichall May 21, 2008

California Sandman 

Where you shit on a girls foot and she sticks it in ones mouth and the person who got the crap in the mouth pukes in the girls vigina, then, proceed with sex.

1) Shut the hell up hoe. Before i give you a California Sandman.

2)Dude, your a faggot, you probably give California Sandmans to your mom!

California Sandman by C HAZE & Nick L. September 28, 2007

sandman 

Someone who's trying to make a funny name on Instagram but realizes it's not funny so they put ben_dover instead.

Only fucking retards call themselves sandman.

"Why I can't find sandman's Instagram?"

"I think he realized"

"Well ben_dover is ok I guess"

sandman by Gringo69420 November 19, 2019

Sandman 

The act of masterbating into a cup, and pouring it on one's eyes while they are sleeping or unconscious causing the eyelashes to stick together like cement; may transmit sexual diseases.

"Dude, I just performed a sandman on Gretchen's face. She's not going to be able to open her eyes for a week!"

Sandman by ZzImPacTzZ October 27, 2008

Sandman 

Sandman

A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!

Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?

Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.

Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!

Sandman by Sprogglebump December 13, 2010