Beaver Pleaser 

The act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment "bros before hoes". Beaver Pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the bastard committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls.

You are a Beaver Pleaser if you: Ditch your guy friends to hang out with a girl, speak of mean things about your guy friends to a girl, tell your guy friend's girlfriend the things he says behind her back (disrespectful or otherwise), complete a task asked of you by a girl (feminization or even defriending someone), are the person known as Brock Anders (Huntingdon home grown or otherwise).

Beaver Pleaser by Ham Burger Eddy May 15, 2010

woman pleaser 

a man that brings joy into the heart of a woman without putting a fire into her bottom.

She gets laid by someone else but loves to hear from John the woman pleaser.

woman pleaser by bentrying April 11, 2011

crowd pleaser 

eating out a females crochal region

person A: i was with that girl last night
person B: did u give her the f'in crowd pleaser or what?
person A: oh fo sho!!! she loved it....immaculate

crowd pleaser by immaculation January 7, 2006

crowd pleaser 

An unmanageable, unsightly and unflushable human faeces - usually
found lining the bottom of a public toilet.

"SHIT! somebodies left a right fucking crowdpleaser in that bog!"

crowd pleaser by Skip Donahue July 23, 2004

Geezer pleaser

One who exchanges his liberties and freedoms for the temporary gratification of the elderly.

America shut down because the media has turned her citizens into a bunch of geezer pleasers.

Geezer pleaser by Bungeemon fwankwin March 22, 2020

Crowd Pleaser 

Originally named for the larger sets of fireworks that gave particularly large displays of flash and bang, a crowd pleaser is any weapon, usually a gun or missile, that is above average in its devastation.

Soldier 1: What's that bomber packin, B-53s?

Soldier 2: Nah, B-90 Bettys.

Soldier 3: Ooo, crowd pleasers.

Crowd Pleaser by Mister Boo September 13, 2009

people pleaser 

A people pleaser is a person who pleases people just for the sake of keeping them as a friend, or making them happy. They're often toxic and horrible to their friends, and very two faced. They're usually not trustworthy, and should be avoided at all costs for the sake of your mental health.

"I told Margaret that I hated Janet, and she told me she hated Janet too but I just found out today that Janet told Margaret the same thing and Margaret said she hated me! She sure is a people pleaser"

people pleaser by MemeySatan December 27, 2016