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Patty pincher 

A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.
Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*

Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*

Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
Patty pincher by Chillbro March 17, 2017

pocket pincher 

A pocket pincher is someone’s bitch. Manly used in prison.
pocket pincher by Put your shoes on November 23, 2017

Shit Pincher

Another word for butthole. Usually it could be used in a more aggressive manor.
“Bro you smell like ass, do you even clean your shit pincher?”

ass pincher

An ass pincher. Pinches ass. Never pinches tits or vagina, just ass.
Man, what an ass pincher! I want him so baaad!
ass pincher by hyperass October 21, 2021

Poopy Pincher 

Like the definition (poop pincher) Poopy Pincher is a family friendly way to Say "anal sphincter."
Just butter up that Poopy Pincher and have a bite!

Piglet pincher 

Piglet pinchers find a room full of hen tie
Piglet pincher by Jsospofi January 19, 2023