Oztimistic 

feeling of confidence with one's future
while living their best life in the present

I’m not even worried about my future, I’m set the way I’m living oztimistic right now.

Oztimistic by Ozhan February 16, 2022

optimist goth 

Someone who dress's in a Gothic fashion, but looks on the brighter side of things.

goth kid: I hate the fucking caff food* under his breath
optimist goth : sigh* at least its cheap

optimist goth by Mr.Vallo March 3, 2011

Optimist primus

Someone who is delusionally optimistic about a clearly bad impending situation.

Maddie: Do you think Chester the bunny will make it?
Joe: Ab-so-fucking-lutely. I only nicked him with the weedwacker/bunnynicker.
Maddie: But he hasn't breathed in more than a week.

Lisa: Joe, I think you're Optimist primus.

Optimist primus by Bigmoe July 24, 2013

Optimist 

The idea that everything is best, and all things happen for a greater purpose. In other words, a waste of time.

Oh, look, there's an optimist on the street thinking he will one day be able to walk and live like a normal person when he's a paraplegic with no arms, legs, and the speech ability of Helen Keller.

Optimist by SecHuMusicGod January 27, 2015

Optimists 

People who see the world through rose-colored glasses, people who are unrealistic, people who have no actual lives if they think the world is good. Ignorance is Bliss, after all

Optimist: Yay! We're being tortured!
Normal Person: That's not a good thing. I'm in pain, and you probably are, too.
Optimist: Oh my god you bitch/bastard you're such a pessimist this is why nobody likes you and you have no friends

Optimists by Yeah Okay August 4, 2005

Optimists 

People who see life in the best possible light, or at least as being generally good. The most horrible, obnoxious people in the world.

"The glass is half-full!"
"Get that god damn water out of my glass, asshole! Did it ever occur to you I might have left it empty for a REASON?! HUH?! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!"

Optimists by Sorry. I'm an ass, I know. But I really hate opti June 6, 2003

optimistical 

Being optimistic in your own fantasy world.

I am optimistical that my Prince Charming will ride in on a beautiful white unicorn someday.

optimistical by Cat Hernandez February 23, 2007