soft nostril syndrome

When your nostrils are so soft, they feel like a baby horses nostrils.

I must have like, soft nostril syndrome.

soft nostril syndrome by Hope money July 9, 2010

One Nostril Shoot

The act of closing/pinching one nostril in order to blow snot out of the other. Commonly done during camping, sporting events, or any other outdoor activity in which you lack a tissue.

"Hey Mary! Do you have a tissue?"
"Sorry, Keller. Just do the one nostril shoot. I won't tell."

One Nostril Shoot by M. Catherine February 24, 2009

Cock Nostril 

1) A nostril so big, a cock could literally fit inside of it.

2) Having intercourse with someone in a new and exciting orifice.

ex 1) Yo that girl had one hell of a Cock Nostril!

ex 2) Yo that was one hell of a Cock Nostril last night!

Cock Nostril by Jenton and Shaiya November 5, 2004

Ass Nostril 

1. Anus
2. An annoying or obnoxious person.
3. A bad place to store your keys.

1. It would suck to be a midget... every time you get in line you're eye level with a row full of Ass Nostrils.

2.Joe did what to your dog? And you didn't charge him? You Ass Nostril!

3. Most people just put that stuff in their pockets.

Ass Nostril by strangehouse April 1, 2007

Crotch Nostril 

Another word for vagina.

"I had her crotch nostril dripping like a water tap by the time I was done"

Crotch Nostril by #1fagit October 6, 2013

floppy nostril syndrom 

When a woman give her man sass and puts his dick up her nose

If you sass me one more time I'll give you floppy nostril syndrome

floppy nostril syndrom by The white tictac March 11, 2018

bust a nostril 

to sneeze.

a feeling of arousal after sneezing when you have congestion in your nasal passage.

EM: I woke up all stuffy today.

EG: Me too.

EM *sneeze*

EG: Bless you

EM: That felt so damn good. Now I know why they say that sneezing is like an orgasm for your face when you're sick. I just bust a nostril

bust a nostril by ShadowPorker April 30, 2011