Useful as nipples on a breastplate 

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform

That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

Useful as nipples on a breastplate by minkispunk September 11, 2011

Kentucky Fried Nipples 

Nipples with a large diameter and is colored a dark tan or black color.

Jay: Juan let me see yo nipples!
Juan: Alright man check it out.
Jay: Holy shit you got a pair of Kentucky Fried Nipples

Kentucky Fried Nipples by Pepperjack69 March 24, 2009

Feel These Nipples

Phrase said by Bob Costas from the movie BASEketball. Bob Costas and Al Michaels get excited about the game, and Costas says to Michaels, "feel these nipples."

Al Michaels: "I don't think I've ever been this excited"

Bob Costas: "You think you're excited, feel these nipples!"

Feel These Nipples by My pseudonym is Christopher February 24, 2010

Meerkat Nipples

When it's either cold or one is sexually aroused, their nipples stand up like a meerkat.

When my Twitter Crush slides into my direct messages, I get the Meerkat Nipples.

Meerkat Nipples by Anniethenanny August 2, 2017

dick nipples 

elongated nipples that hang or protrude more than the average nipple.

One example can be seen a the first locker room scene of the porno "Debbie Does Dallas," on the cheerleader who is screwing the coach.

dick nipples by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004

bologna nipples 

A girl with very large areolas

That girls got bologna nipples

bologna nipples by Fr3 May 30, 2006

European Hackeysack Nipples

nipples on an individual that are just eccentric in color, size, and structure. They are often described as unusual dinner plates, tending to be honed by females more than males due to the capacity of their breasts.

"Bernie was really attracted to Lulu until he witnessed her European Hackeysack Nipples while on their third date"

European Hackeysack Nipples by Kyle32 June 3, 2008