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High school (and sometimes college) boys who like sports, are generally huge assholes, get really drunk, say things like "damn son!", and are disrespectful to girls.
Typical nardy conversation:
Nardy 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night!"
Nardy 2: "I know. I fucked insert random girl"
Nardy 1: "Damn son! Who was it?"
Nardy 2: "You know, just some bitch."

Typical girl conversation:
Girl 1: "Hey, I'm having a party tonight."
Girl 2: "Ew, can we not invite the nardies? I'm actually trying to have fun."
nardies by daaaaaaaaaaana December 25, 2007

nardonic 

1.adverb Online behavior of a sardonic nature where a person attempts to act "ballsy" or "puffed up" in a defensive/passive agressive manner, but instead appears humorus and annoying.
\/\/4n483 has been kicked from #chat (reason: STOP acting nardonic, plz/tyvm).
nardonic by Sekhmet1369 May 31, 2010

Nardfarmer 

Someone who at the sight or even the thought of a pair of testicles gets overly exited. If the testicles are particularly smelly or sweaty the senses go into overload and the exitement turns into obsession. This person becomes compelled by sensory overload and desires nothing more than to fondle, tickle, violently sniff, and in most cases to suck on gonads.
Andrew: Did you see Ryan starring at John's package

when he was changing after practice it was

like he was hypnotized.

Mike: I saw him doing it last week too except he was

drooling.

Andrew: Man I always new he was a nardfarmer.
Nardfarmer by ChasmBlaster August 29, 2011
A girl who's pretty, smart, and nice to everyone. She's an awesome friend who will listen to you when you need it. She's also creative and can be a spazz.
That girl is so awesome, she's such a Narda.
Narda by Nycteris April 24, 2010
Nadine is a loving but can be annoying at times. A Nadine will always be there for you and will always give you a shoulder to cry on. they will always forget your birthday but they will be the only person to wait for your birthday to come. they will sometimes draw on their face with lipstick and turn them selves into a clown, but in the long run they are the kindest person you will ever meet. They will always make you laugh and will flip your mood from sad to happy.
Nardine is the funniest alive
Nardine by fobafnajnf March 31, 2020

nardiplays

"Nardiplays" is a true gift to humanity, whos youtube channel has stopped many of the worlds greatest disasters. Nardiplays is very clouted and gets all the girls because of his followage. #Roadto100subs
Girl 1- "nardiplays is so ripped"
Girl 2- "ikr i would pay 2m dollars to be his minecraft girlfriend
Girl 1 - " Have you seen he's hardcore world tho. hes a true epic gamer"
nardiplays by sub2nardiplays69 November 10, 2019