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manicorn 

a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).
See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."
manicorn by B&E April 12, 2007

Minnesota Manicure 

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.
After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.
spanish slang for a huge fucking pervert, or someone who's mind is always on sex
Jose told that girl over there she's got tits that could sink the Titanic... he's so manioso.
manioso by amnesiac618 June 5, 2008
A woman who likes many men and has short sexual relationships with them.
Man Chaser
a woman regarded as sexually active in an aggressive or promiscuous manner
This town is full of manisers and Miss Abc tops the list.
maniser by Rajat Saxena November 10, 2010

Manic Subsidal 

Original band name of The Offspring.

I'm rather disappointed no one else has defined this yet.
Manic Subsidal is the old name for The Offspring
Manic Subsidal by askjrhvaer May 16, 2006

Dnepropetrovsk maniacs 

1. Three evil bastards from the Ukrainian town of Dnepropetrovsk that killed 21 people.

2. Can also be used to refer to the viral video "3 Guys 1 Hammer", which shows one of the brutal, horrific murders in all its glory (if "glory" is the right word). It is a snuff video; DON'T EVER WATCH THE FUCKING THING, IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
1. The Dnepropetrovsk maniacs were sentenced to life imprisonment for their horrific crimes.

2.

PERSON 1: Hey, did you see 3 Guys 1 Hammer like I told you to? Great vid, huh?

PERSON 2: You fucking cunt! They killed that guy! For real!