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Fuckle is your microscopic buddy after you sexy time with your girlfriend. The "Fuckle" prefers to be named Mike Hawk Jr., but you can substitute it with My Penis II. It has been told in legends that people who reject their Fuckle Buddy die a very gruesome death that includes being castrated and learning how to ride a bike.
Guy: Hey what's that on the bed?
Girl: I don't know but I can feel it licking my anus
Guy: It's my fuckle buddy!
Fuckle by NotGeneric November 4, 2009
The art of chuckling while in the midst of saying the word "fuck."
Fuhuhuckhahaha

I just fuckled.
Fuckle by JuggaloCujo December 12, 2013
A faux buckle....a buckle that doesn't actually function. It's purpose is purely aesthetic. Typically found on shoes, boots or other clothing.
I like the fuckle on your boots.
fuckle by bdrick December 25, 2014
Short for "Fuck-Knuckle". Refers to a person who possesses an enlarged and unsightly knuckle, or the actual knuckle itself. "Fuckles" often hinder people's ability to carry out task requiring fine hand dexterity.
"I tried to get my hand into the jar but my big Fuckle got in the way", or "I can't believe I had to button Jimmy's shirt up for him, he's such a Fuckle".
Fuckle by Retardo Magnifico February 20, 2015
Person who fucks white chicks, usually has a big dick and gets all the ladies.
1. Look at Jimmy! He's such a Fuckle.
2. Dude, that guys probably such a Fuckle.
Fuckle by yaaaasssssssa March 5, 2016
"He's the type of guy that will be really hot in a couple of years. I'd fuckle."
Fuckle by cantaloupesucks May 28, 2016