See food diet

A see food diet is where you see food and then eat it.

I'm on a see food diet. I see food. I eat food.

See food diet by The Kid That Likes Memes September 30, 2017

Cafeteria Food

Just lower your expectations while your at it.

I would rather eat from the garbage can from a McDonald's than eat Cafeteria Food.

Cafeteria Food by Dahooligan January 29, 2019

spicy food 

any food that creates a 8.8 magnitude shit earthquake when you are on the toilet

Person 1: Fuck, I just ate so much spicy food
Person 2: Better fortify your house for the next few days

spicy food by wide idiot April 19, 2020

Food 

The best thing ever

Everyone loves food

Food by Natalie090 January 27, 2017

food baby 

You ate so much, you feel as if you're pregnant. Also, your stomach sticks out massively.

Dude, I ate so much I have a food baby!

food baby by supaaacoolyo October 26, 2011

dog food 

Slang for brown rock heroin

I overheard some guys talking about how killer the "dog food" was, well five minutes later I saw them get carried off by twelve.

dog food by CharlieUniformNovemberTango September 30, 2018

Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.

Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."

Cafeteria Food by cscherme March 6, 2009