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Everett Rudeseal 

Everett is a munch, typically a box head. Usually groping girls however also enjoys giving blowjobs to fat men in the handicap restroom stall in.
They Pulled the Everett Rudeseal
Everett Rudeseal by Yomama639475 October 7, 2022

Everett Rudeseal 

Everett describes a boxy person. Usually found groping women, but in its spare time enjoys benching half his body weight. Everett is a munch, a rat, a pedophile if you will. But never will you find it chancing the turd off its upper lip.
Oh man steve pulled and Everett Rudeseal again.

Oh look he has the Everett Rudeseal look
Everett Rudeseal by Yomama639475 October 7, 2022

Everett Ma Highschool 

A place where Racism, Transphobia, and SA. People here have charred broccoli for their lungs due to the many vaping kids hiding from the deans and hall monitors. Everyone here fucking sucks and basically are either gifted or in 10 years will end up pregnant with a dead-end job with a deciding hairline by the time their 30s. Every group has that one racist white dude in their friend group. Not everyone is awful there are some good kids. People here have personal fashion that is interesting in their own right.

Also one of our Deans is a pervert.
"The Difference between Everett Ma Highschool and Hell is that Hell punishes people who commit crimes while Everret Ma Highschool do not."

Everett Sip 

Taking a gulp of a drink after saying you'll take a sip
I took an Everett Sip of his drink and he got mad
Everett Sip by Womenlover87 July 14, 2023

Everett Style 

Moshing like you are wearing a windbreaker, the God's Hate spinkick tested shorts, and black air force ones all at once. Moving with the reckless abandon that can only come from living in Everett WA
Yo, did you see that dude going Everett style? He just kicked my tooth out.
Everett Style by anonymous September 28, 2023

Everett (Evett) 

Aka "Ultra Feminist"

Everett is the most kind and caring guy you will ever meet. If you ever get the chance to hangout with him you should take it. He's an adrenaline junkie and will do anything just cuz. He loves all animals and is great with kids. He's fantastic and loving and when he says he loves you he truly means it. He will always be there for you and will always be open and honest. He is a sucker for a fire and could sit at them for hours just talking. He's the kind of person you can have a serious conversation with and seek comfort in and then 2 seconds later you're discussing the names of some squirrels who you decide are dating. He's anyone's favorite person to be around regardless of what you're doing. If you're so lucky to have an Everett in your life don't ever let him go. <3
If Everett were around, life would be easier.

"If Everett (Evett) were here we would definitely be having a fire."