dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good

to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend

and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was by big shaq looks good but he gay January 10, 2018

Zane/earthquake 

The asshole and idiot on your team who insist on playing fuse but sucks so much add he has a std.

That kids is such a zane/earthquake.

Zane/earthquake by Thatrandomduce98 December 31, 2017

moist earthquake 

Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.

Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?

Abel: Moist earthquake.

Cain: *Picks up rock*

moist earthquake by Salmonellq September 10, 2019

kansas earthquake 

Having sex on a rickety washing machine with your legs on your partner’s shoulders.

Wanna go in the laundry room and try a Kansas earthquake?

kansas earthquake by st0nedare November 28, 2020

do the earthquake 

The most random thing people do 🪨

You put your hands in the air, and move with the sound: DO THE EARTHQUAKE!!

do the earthquake by pumby_rhino October 13, 2023

Menlo Park Earthquake 

the sensuos act of inserting the penis in between the a womans breast, then slapping the breasts to the sounds of lionel richie

Whitney:My tits are throbbing
Phillip:Yeah i gave you a Menlo Park Earthquake

Menlo Park Earthquake by Dmoneykilla March 6, 2011

Ovarian Earthquake 

Whereby the male inserts his penis into the female and shakes her violently.

Female: Wow that ovarian earthquake you gave me left me with a headache for days!
Male: It was at least a Japan on the richter scale

Ovarian Earthquake by CanadianMooseAntler May 1, 2011