ditto bug

A term used by IT people to reassure a user that they know what the problem is when they really don't.

Used frequently on bad systems/admins that have plenty of un-registered bugs, to go to the boss and talk about only "one" problem.

- Why does this intra-net crash so much on Mondays?
- That would be the well known ditto bug.

ditto bug by Pachanka May 27, 2008

Ditto My Witto 

The same. Used to make something boring sound exciting.

"lets go to the science club meeting"
"ditto my witto"

Ditto My Witto by Katelyn Mittels September 19, 2007

Ditto my nitto 

Clean version of my "n@gga"

Saying the same thing back at you.

ditto my nitto

Ditto my nitto by Iameverything January 1, 2011

Ditto-Vu 

(Parody of Deja Vu) an instance of agreement, in which the one experiencing the similar instance seeks approval and praise for recognizing the moment. Typically used between Females of similar brain capacity.

Wow! I just TOTALLY had a case of Ditto-Vu girlfriend! That 75% sale at Old Navy was almost identical to last week's 75% off sale.

Ditto-Vu by Webaphobified May 11, 2018

Ditto season 

When referring to the season winter you use the phrase “ditto season” as the k-pop girl group NewJeans had released their single album “omg” in December 2022 which had the track ditto alongside omg. Ditto is one of the songs to remember when reminiscing winter since it was a hit track back in dec 2022 and early 2023. Anticipating the arrival of winter you say it’s ditto season not winter season.

Ditto season is coming!!

Ditto season by 22KMJ November 25, 2023

Ditto season 

When referring to winter you call it Ditto season as the k-pop girl group NewJeans had released their single album “omg” alongside the track “Ditto” in December 2022. People have made memories with the song ditto as this songs reminds them of winter 2022. Most people now refer the winter season to “ditto season”

Summer has ended and now it’s ditto season

Ditto season by 22KMJ November 27, 2023

ditto dad 

A father/dad of two or more people.

My sister and I look completely different but we have a ditto dad.

ditto dad by Franzy72 January 7, 2025