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Fork in the garbage disposal 

A sex position where the guy sticks his "fork" in the ladies "garbage disposal" and gyrates whilst making the most confusing and profound noises available.
Man A "Man, Mary and me totally tried sticking my fork in the garbage disposal"
Man B "Oh yeah? howd that go?"
Man A "Oh i took her trash OUT my friend"
Man B"Disturbing. Very disturbing"

garbage disposal 

Having either anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman with pubic hair so coarse rubbing them causes pain making you ill. Can cause vomitting or upset stomach. Definition stems from the act of feeling like you've stuck your dick in a garbage disposal.
Dude, I fucked your mom's garbage disposal last night.
garbage disposal by Zer's mom June 19, 2008

garbage disposal 

A synonym for a bomb or other explosive device. Used in areas where the use of the word "bomb" is frowned upon or illegal, such as airports.

Comes from the movie Big Trouble, where a nuclear bomb is mistaken for a garbage disposal.
"It looks like a garbage disposal."

"Why do I need to take off my shoes? It's not like I have a garbage disposal in them!"

Nigerian Garbage Disposal 

The sexual act, usually between an interracial couple, where the male inserts as many fingers/hands/wrists into the female's vagina, and then lifts her up from the inside and twists around so the woman spins like a top on his arm. It usually does significant damage to the woman, such as vaginal cuts and burns from friction.
Dude i gave some girl the nigerian garbage disposal! She freaked out cuz she got so dizzy!

Disponsable Heroes 

The Heaviest Metallica song of all the fucking times. You can find it on the best Metallica album: Master of Puppets.
Metal newie: I want to hear a Metallica song... What abount "St. Anger"? That song rules!!!
Metal Master: STFU, if you want to hear a trully Metallica song so listen to Disponsable Heroes, and don't name that fucking album again or I will hit you!
Disponsable Heroes by putoelquelee October 23, 2005

garbage disposalling

getting all the food off of the dishes by eating it.
I'm going to load the dishwasher but first I'm garbage disposalling and rinsing.