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Coronativity 

Coronativity

A regular nativity celebrating the birth of Jesus but safely practicing social distancing.
Sorry 3rd wise king, you're not allowed in our Coronativity due to the social gathering limit of 2 people.

Coronational 

(n.)- A person from a nation where the Coronavirus (Covid-19) has infected more than 10,000 people.
Tim: "Those visiting Chinese professors were stopped at the airport yesterday."

Jill: "I hope they quarantined those Coronationals immediately!"

Coronialism 

The government practice of leveraging a pandemic to push through a political agenda
Jason Kenney and the UCP of Alberta have taken to coronialism to fire teachers and pay doctors less.

The crony government has shifted to coronialism during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Coronanism 

The safest way to have sex during the pandemic. Being in lockdown means you have too much time with your hands, so it might become an addiction, even if regular Onanism has never been a problem.
My daily quarantine routine includes sleeping, eating, tweeting and watching loads of porn. I've become so addicted to coronanism it's basically my sexual orientation now.
Coronanism by inhha May 4, 2020

coronatitus 

A person who looks like they may have Hepatitis but may also have the coronavirus.
"Did you see that covidass fool walking out the supermarket sniffing and shit bro?" there's God damn covidass coronatitus looking nigga's everywhere.
coronatitus by Tigermonkey78 May 23, 2020

Coronanist 

A person hating people who treat covid-19 as not a serious disease to panic about and calling them covidiots (antonym). Constantly wears masks and gloves to prove eagerness, refers to figures in media and sob stories on Instagram but not experts' opinion and scientifical articles concerning the problem.
The mayor of Saint Petersburg is not a coronanist in fact but a typical Russian authority profited from a global covid-hysteria.
Coronanist by Miguel Vicente July 3, 2020