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Bowling for Soup 

Stop saying crap about this band, they make me happy when I am sad and they made me laugh when I cry. If a band has the power to do that they have achieved everything they need to in my opinion. I hope these guys make loads more albums cus even just reading the thnkyous in the lyrics booklet cracks me up, then I actually LISTEN to the lyrics. Good fun and hilarious. These guys are absolutely genious.
Ooooooh I feel so sad ... My boyfriend has just dumped me and my eyes are sore from crying so much ...
*Puts Bowling for Soup on*
Oooooh yay I've been instantly cheered up!! Thankyou Bowling for Soup you are absolute fucking LEDGENDS!
Bowling for Soup by Fay December 30, 2004

bowling polio

When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.
After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.
bowling polio by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014

bowling_dude 

An awesome streamer who streams on Twitch.tv
Have you watched Bowling_dude on twitch? He fails at so many games; it's comically bad.
bowling_dude by notbowlingdude June 11, 2019

bowling scale 

a way of determining how far someone has gone sexually; like the bases, but more specific.
gutterball=kiss
7-10 split=feeling up
spare=hand job/fingering
strike=oral sex
turkey=69
slytherin=sex
Tom: hey so i turkey-ed with a girl the other night
Bob: that's nice on the new bowling scale, i know what you mean

bowling for soup 

A super super cool band, all there albums are exellent and people who dont like em should be .... *thinks*....shouted at alot, lol
Bowling for soup are the greatest band ever!
bowling for soup by Jonny September 4, 2003

Bowling Green Bar Stool

The act of a male sitting on a bar stool, and spinning around, while 4-5 girls kneel beside it and take turns sucking him off
Brady- Dude I met these girls at Sky Bar and then took them home and did the Bowling Green Bar Stool

Mike- You lucky Bastard