Flavor Blasted 

Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better

“Bro you good?” “Yo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”

Flavor Blasted by bigboat1999 April 14, 2021

cum blasted 

1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.

"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"

cum blasted by Big Jerms August 24, 2005

cap blasted

when sitting around with your friends drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and you hit that "ending point" where you stop talking anymore and have a vegatative or brain-dead stare. also happens while being drunk enough and doing a bong hit or two of some serious dank nugs and its "all over" after that. your cap has been blasted...or think of it as the top of your skull just being separated from the rest of it.

man, my boy was having a good time until he did that bong rip and he got completely cap blasted.

cap blasted by brycemovement August 11, 2006

Dinner Blasted

When you take someone out to dinner and you rape them afterward.

Guy #1: Did you take my mom out to dinner

Guy #2: Ya dude I totally dinner blasted her

Dinner Blasted by M00NPRODUCTIONS May 16, 2010

finger blasted 

Referring to an incident where someone stimulates a woman with their finger. Often done under the influence of alcohol and in inappropriate situations like a bar, theme park rides, movie theaters, buses, the club or in public. Another term for fingered.

Jason (to a friend): I just finger blasted this bitch in the stairwell!

finger blasted by Tron Jivolta June 11, 2006

bum blasted 

Taken by surprise and not in a nice way.

We got bum blasted today. Everyone was layed off.

It's April 15th; we're going to get bum blasted today.

bum blasted by RobbieJ December 24, 2003

Stone Blasted

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.

Yo son I am Stone Blasted off that shit!

Stone Blasted by withinthecube December 27, 2012