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Wallace Wallet 

The action of cumming inside someone's wallet.
"did you and Nick have sex last night"

"Ya he Wallace walleted me"
"No way!"

Wallace Wells 

The only good character in Scott Pilgrim. He is played by Kieran Culkin.
Wallace Wells: Guess who's drunk!
Wallace Wells by Hornybastard066 December 28, 2021

wallace.supremacy 

A very... interesting person ๐Ÿค”
Hey did you hear about wallace.supremacy's Lego miku figure?

wallace rizz 

The ability to attract a person by referring to Stuart Ridgeways dead cat in a conversation.
โ€œDo you know Wallace?โ€ says Owen.

*Omg he knows Wallace๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜* she thinks, โ€œW Wallace Rizzโ€
wallace rizz by IloveWallace October 11, 2022

Wallace's Razor 

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
Wallace's Razor by Razor Author March 31, 2023

Wallace and Grommet 

During the winter, you take a fresh shit into your gloves/mittens and then put your dick and balls in it before snow blowing so your goods stay warm. If youโ€™re feeling courageous, take a laxative so itโ€™s like a hot chocolate
Damn, I should have done a Wallace and Grommet before going out in the cold